After being told I dress like a lesbian, I have been scouring the internet for the perfect birthday dress.

This All Saints dress reminds me completely of the dress I wore for my 17th birthday but with gold instead of silver. It even has a plunge back. Yet, I only ever wore it that single night, it’s one of those dresses that really is too dressy for me.

However, in keeping with my love for covering up, cinching in my waist and dressing ever so lesbian-esque, I still feel that TBA trousers would be a much more sensible purchase…

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