Have a bed covered in scatter cushions

Religiously shave, wax and pluck every hair from her body


Read books such as ‘Men are from Mars Women are from Venus’

Watch old movies, alone, on a Friday night

Be an animal lover

Wear baggy, unflattering, smelly old vintage jumpers

Eat out. A lot

Drink spirits like a fish

Buy Valentines Day cards for her other single female friends

Loathe the men who have turned her once single friends into infatuated dummies

Actually, loathe the male species completely.

Beware of this breed of female, she is alive and she is bitter.