Have a bed covered in scatter cushions
Religiously shave, wax and pluck every hair from her body
Read books such as ‘Men are from Mars Women are from Venus’
Watch old movies, alone, on a Friday night
Be an animal lover
Wear baggy, unflattering, smelly old vintage jumpers
Eat out. A lot
Drink spirits like a fish
Buy Valentines Day cards for her other single female friends
Loathe the men who have turned her once single friends into infatuated dummies
Actually, loathe the male species completely.
Beware of this breed of female, she is alive and she is bitter.